Porsche just sold its consulting arm to Tata for €320 million, then signed a deal paying Tata €1.25 billion for AI consulting over the next 5 years. Tata recovers its purchase price 4 times over. From the seller. The context makes it wilder. Porsche's operating profit collapsed 93% last year, from €5.6 billion down to €413 million. Four profit warnings. Kicked out of the DAX. 9,000 jobs being cut. China deliveries fell to 42,000 cars while tariffs ate another €700 million, because every…