SITUATION EXPLAINED: Unitree went public and surged 460%. • Opened 629% above the IPO price before paring back, closing at a market value of around $50 billion, ahead of MetaX and Moore Threads • That's roughly 857x projected 2026 earnings, against a STAR Market average of 130 • Retail oversubscribed the public portion nearly 8,000x, and only 10% of expanded share capital was offered • Unitree was the largest humanoid vendor in the first half of 2025. In the first half of 2026 it's AGI Bot,…