Kalshi's NBA Finals ad cost $2,000 to make. Production budgets for a normal spot in that slot run six figures minimum. That gap explains every unhinged Kalshi ad you've seen since, including this one, where a guy discovers his "cheating" girlfriend was actually sneaking off to make money on egg prices. At $2,000 per ad, a single traditional production budget buys 250 different ads. So Kalshi makes them in batches and lets the algorithm kill the losers. The Finals spot took one guy with Veo,…