The AI Pin raised $240 million, sold 10,000 units, and every single one is now dead metal on a shelf. Bandai just opened pre-orders on a $48 wearable powered by a 30-year-old pixel pet. My bet is it outsells the entire AI wearable category. Humane's device cost $699 plus $24 a month and needed a cloud server to do anything. When HP bought the scraps for $116 million, the servers went dark at noon on February 28, 2025, and every Pin ever sold stopped working in the same minute. The Tamagotchi…