Me: Why do you want to leave [FAANG] to work at Memelord? Engineer: There's so much red tape. Like it takes 30 people to launch something. I had to message 20 people in Slack to get something done and half the people didnt respond. Me: Yeah we don't have any red tape. We're more like a slip n' slide startup. You just slip n; slide into building random new products. Slip n' sliiide. *sends offer same day*