The highest compliment you can pay a video in 2026 is that it looks fake. Three years ago "looks like AI" meant six fingers and a spoon melting into a wrist. Now it means the light is too warm and the hands are too calm. Here's why real footage started tripping the AI alarm. Video models learned from the most-watched clips on the internet, and cooking is one of the largest categories in that pile. What a generator produces is the statistical center of "beautiful kitchen video." Golden hour…