MongoDB interim CEO @dittycheria predicts agent swarms will make internet traffic far harder to anticipate because unlike humans, they never sleep, take weekends off, or stop for coffee: "The unpredictable nature of workloads, like in human behavior, Cyber Monday, okay, we better ramp up. You can understand the seasonality of your business." "With agentic workloads, they don't exactly take weekends off. They don't take coffee breaks. With these agent swarms, you just don't know how much…