Microsoft just offered 60,000 employees the exact same severance check whether they're the best person on their team or the worst. You already know which ones are going to take it. The good ones. If you're strong and you've got an offer from an AI lab sitting in your inbox, Microsoft is basically paying you to take the job you were about to take anyway. Every HR department on earth knows this is how buyouts go sideways, and Microsoft clearly does too, because a spokesperson said they may still…